he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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