she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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