I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
did i walk over a car last night?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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