you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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