Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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