Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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