More tranny stories later!
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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