can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
A bitchslap is in order.
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