would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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