dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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