is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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