I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
