Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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