i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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