Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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