How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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