Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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