Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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