Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
