I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
