I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
