farters have to be the big spoon...
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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