i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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