I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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