Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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