I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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