I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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