So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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