Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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