Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Randomize
