I wanna passion pit in your ass
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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