You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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