You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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