So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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