Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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