Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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