I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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