Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
