So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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