did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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