Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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