8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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