More tranny stories later!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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