I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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