You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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