don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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