Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
do herpes really smell.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
How drunk are you?
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