i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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