I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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