The maid of honor just puked.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
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Do vagina's smell?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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