People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Randomize
