The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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