Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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