Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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