Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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