Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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