Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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