If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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