college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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